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Samantha Jones Classic Quotations

Thursday, September 18th, 2008


Samantha’s ideas about Sex and Men:
A guy could just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first dates as he can if you wait until the tenth.

The only place you control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs, we could run the world!

The women who wrote about those rules because they couldn’t get laid. So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.

Before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive! (referring premarital sex, I totally agree!)

My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don’t have to keep fucking the old ones!

Marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending. Just an ending! (Totally agree!)

You can tell a guy “I hate you” and get the best sex in your life, but tell them “ I love you”, you’ll probably never see them again!

Samantha Jones Dating History (or Sex History)

Thursday, September 18th, 2008

She has slept with a septuagenarian, a college student, a fireman, a farmer, a baby talker, a man that is “too big” , a man that is “too small”, a lesbian, and many many other men with various of careers. She doesn’t care about religion, color, class or age. She is a real liberalist!

Samantha Jones does have some guys that she cares deeply:

—James, who is very lovable but unfortunately has a penis the size of pencil eraser.
—Dominic, a guy used to break her heart.
—Maria, a lesbian artist that she involved too much talking
—Richard, a total match for her, (like Big for Carrie, has commitment issues) but bad for her too. From him, Samantha realized that she has a vulnerable side that she doesn’t want to confront.
—Smith, after living for sex for so many years, finally there is a man treats her like a real girlfriend. When Samantha has cancer, it is Smith who is taking care of her and holding her hands.

Samantha Jones—the woman I want to be friends with

Thursday, September 18th, 2008


Samantha Jones:

—is a public relations executive who believed women could have sex like men; (more…)