Charlotte’s rules

Posted by Yuka as Hot girls

l      Women really just want to be rescued

l      No one buys a classic six on the Upper West Side unless they are seriously thinking about marriage

l      You can’t have sex with someone on the first date, wait until the fifth.

l      A vibrator does not call you on your birthday. A vibrator doesn’t send you flowers the day after. You cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother。

l      It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them

l      If you don’t have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized

l      The only thing worse than being thirty-four and single is being thirty-four and divorced!