Samantha Jones Classic Quotations

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Samantha’s ideas about Sex and Men:
A guy could just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first dates as he can if you wait until the tenth.

The only place you control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs, we could run the world!

The women who wrote about those rules because they couldn’t get laid. So they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.

Before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive! (referring premarital sex, I totally agree!)

My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don’t have to keep fucking the old ones!

Marriage doesn’t guarantee a happy ending. Just an ending! (Totally agree!)

You can tell a guy “I hate you” and get the best sex in your life, but tell them “ I love you”, you’ll probably never see them again!