Miranda’s thought on Men and Marriage

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       Men are like cabs, when they are available, their lights are on. They wake up one day , decide to settle down and they turn their lights on. The next woman they pick up is the one they’ll marry. It’s not FATE! It’s DUMB LUCK! It’s all about timing, you got to get them when their lights on! (It’s very good explanation of the marriage of Big and Natasha)
       
       If they’re not married, they’re gay, or burned from a divorce, or aliens from the planet “Don’t Date Me” （Describe Men）

       My right ovary has given up hope that I will ever get married and have kids. It’s like working on a case that you know is going to settle out of court. Why bother?

       A thirty-four-year-old guy with no money and no place to live, because he’s single, he’s a catch. But a thirty-four-year-old woman with a job and a great home, because she’s single, is considered tragic.

       Oral sex is like God’s gift to women. You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant.

       I know how to please a man. You just give away most of your power

       I don’t make pies. If I like them, I can buy them.

       Have you ever seen anyone special? No! But I have seen a lot of un-specials!

       Married people are the enemies!